So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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