Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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