"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
My life is pants optional.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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