Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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