So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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