Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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