I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize