I cockslap morals
i barfeds in our rink
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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