theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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