I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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