Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
and she was petting her beer can
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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