i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
