So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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