If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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