Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
