I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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