And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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