Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
