drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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