It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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