Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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