And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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