so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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