Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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