I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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