Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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