So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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