Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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