I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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