Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
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