The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
