he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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