My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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