I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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