Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Too much gin, very little bucket
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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