her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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