I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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