Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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