Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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