She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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