no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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