Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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