Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Randomize