Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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