D3 body, D1 cock
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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