They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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