Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I could fuck to npr.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
