Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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