help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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