We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
How's work?
Spinning.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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