Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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