from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
What a dumb baby whore.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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