I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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