why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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