doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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