Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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